12 years ago today, I flew to a new country I had never visited before.
Vacation? Nope. To stay for good.
- New life
- New language
- Old homepage – that crashed
The only thing that allowed me to survive was my email list.
It’s a long story and I’m sure you have better things to do rather than listen to me tell it, like organizing your sock drawer.
So I won’t tell it.
Today!
Ha, just as you thought you were safe.
Instead, I’ll tell you a happy story of me walking Nefnef to the park.
On our way back home, we always go to a small area where there often are red cats. (Or do you call them orange?)
On the above image, she’s chatting the poor cat’s ears off.
But today, we found another red cat, sleeping near the benches. We approached, Nefnef chatted with it, I relaxed and enjoyed the sun and the blue sky…
Until
WHAM!
Silent like a cobra, Nefnef lunged forwards towards the cat.
The cat hissed.
I pulled the leash, but she was too strong. In a second she would reach the cat and a major fight would begin.
Even though Nefnef loves cats. They just don’t get her intentions.
They were nose to nose now… and Nefnef continued, side wards now and…
WHAM!
She grabbed the woolen blanket next to the cat.
NO! I yelled and grabbed her by her neck.
"Spit it out!"
Instead of obeying like she usually never does anyway, she started to push the blanked into her mouth with both front paws.
Faster and faster she pushed, her cheeks sticking out like balloons, ready to burst any moment.
SPIT. IT. OUT! I yelled again. And repeated it in case her fine ears didn’t pick up the sound.
(Somehow, she can choose to be deaf when she wants to.)
Meanwhile, the red cat stayed next to us, staring at Nefnef who were eating the poor thing’s bed.
"Come on now, spit it out!"
And oh miracle, she did it.
"Huh huh," she told me and we left the small park with my dignity mostly intact because nobody had seen me.
Unless they peeked out of the windows, of course. No way to know.
What can you learn from this?
Never trust a spitz dog. At least not a Shikoku…
And with that out of the way, why don’t you go and take a look at my 10 Day Product Creation Challenge?
I’ll even throw in a bonus if you buy this week (goes for old customers as well as long as they are still subscribed of course)…
I won’t have the bonus ready today, because I just spent all my time writing this story for you. So it will probably be tomorrow.
The awesome bonus? It will just show you how you can make ChatGPT write a full course for you. But who cares, right?
Oh? You do? Okay then…
Get it while it’s hotter than Nefnef’s breath when she’s fighting for a cat’s woolen blanket.