How You Should Read a Sales Letter (Or Write It?) [Warning: Slightly Dirty Joke]

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else.

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, ‘I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, ‘I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. ‘

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down.’

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.


FINALLY!! after 45 minutes, the girlfriend calls and he asks “what happened?”

She responded: “The bastard used coins!’

Management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal *in its entirety* before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

3 thoughts on “How You Should Read a Sales Letter (Or Write It?) [Warning: Slightly Dirty Joke]”

  1. Hi Henrik – didn’t know you had the same joke online. I received this from my husband today, and as you can see, it’s a different choice of wordings. I prefer to write “have sex” rather than “screw” for instance. But in this case, I copied the original text from the email.

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